1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,520 Previously on Best Medicine. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,740 So, you want to leave the big city to come be our small town doctor? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,800 Welcome to poor Wayne, Dr. Best. Get out of here. Go. I find the people here far 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,580 too chatty. Louisa dumped me two weeks before our wedding. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,940 You've been mooning over her ever since the first day you got here. 6 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,780 Hey, Louisa. Does it make a fist? 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,100 Is something wrong? 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,340 Doctor who's afraid of blood. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,260 I could be really helpful to you. 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,100 You have an employee taking blood without a license. 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,640 A medical board won't like that. 12 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,420 They're going to investigate you. 13 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,760 What kind of doctor am I? You just saved that little boy's life. 14 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,460 I'm happy to pretend it never happened. I don't have time for drama because I 15 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,359 want to have a baby. 16 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,360 I know a specialist that you'd want to talk to. How do you know Martin? We used 17 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,319 to date. 18 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,260 When's the best time to tell your kid that he's not your kid? You know what I 19 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:49,099 saw fishing? 20 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,900 Sea urchins. For miles. 21 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,760 We're going to be rich. 22 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,399 I looked online. 23 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,240 A sudden deafness. It's a real thing. 24 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,360 It could be bacteria or even a brain tumor. 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,400 Well, I hate to have to say it, but it does look like a tumor. 26 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,500 Extremely large. 27 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,120 Yep. We're going to have to amputate from the neck up. 28 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:25,940 What? Tommy, the next time you don't want to go to school, just hide in your 29 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:28,840 attic or run away from home. Keep me out of it. What? Goodbye. 30 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,140 Out. 31 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,600 Out! 32 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,540 How long are you going to be here today? 33 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,100 As long as I feel like. 34 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:40,620 You do realize I'm a highly celebrated surgeon who's vastly overqualified for 35 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,020 this job. I certainly don't need a monitor. 36 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,280 I'll be the judge of that. 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,020 Literally, that's why I'm here. And where did you go to medical school 38 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,800 again? Cayman Islands Institute of Medicine. 39 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,280 Right, I don't remember seeing you at Harvard. 40 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:54,700 And you know what's funny? 41 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,760 Hmm, what's funny? 42 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:00,580 Now, it's my job to decide whether you keep your job. 43 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:33,000 I tell you, these little bastards are about to be the death of me. 44 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,960 Last year, I'm exhausted. 45 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,620 What are you two grubbing about? It's like we have an ATM in the middle of our 46 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:43,140 harbor. And I can't stop making a withdrawal, even if it kills me. 47 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,440 You know, I really could use a day off. Sorry, son, that tuition isn't paying 48 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,600 itself. But I will treat you to the lunch at the Salty Breeze, huh? 49 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:53,060 Nope. Not hungry, Bert. 50 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,460 So... How long are you going to give me the cold shoulder? A month? A year? 51 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,360 Yeah. 52 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:03,020 Are you even going to say goodbye to me before you leave for Columbia? 53 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,720 No. No, no. 54 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:08,440 You did lie to me about not being my real dad for, like, my whole life, so... 55 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:14,700 You know, I got to pick up Judith at the hospital, so I better, uh... 56 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,720 He's up on him right now. 57 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,599 He's up. 58 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,320 Hey, send her our love, hmm? I will. 59 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:24,000 Ah! Ah! 60 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 61 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,750 Craig! 62 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:40,790 I've never had to wait this long for a damn table. Hey, we were waiting too. We 63 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:44,050 drove all the way from Portland for the uni. Well, I've been coming here 18 64 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:46,210 years for the lobster roll. Oh, really? 65 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:50,530 Honey, it's okay. These people are what make this experience so authentic. 66 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:52,510 Authentic? 67 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:54,070 I'll show you. 68 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:57,150 Authentic! I'll show you! 69 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,420 Oh, Clyde. 70 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,040 Clyde, how many times have I told you? 71 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,300 Oh, my goodness. 72 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:05,760 You're so beautiful. 73 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 Oh, yeah. 74 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,460 Oh, 75 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,700 she's adorable. 76 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,780 Oh, well, the next port when, baby, it will be yours. 77 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:14,220 Oh, here's hoping. 78 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,000 Cute little nugget breed. Congrats. 79 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:21,540 We would have made a cute one, but you were right. Too complicated. 80 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,560 Later, gator. Thanks for the rattle. Yeah. 81 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:31,690 Damn, this new config, still not feeling it. 82 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:37,490 It's the perfect vacation for couples, families, and kids of all ages. 83 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,530 So, Port Wen, are you coming to visit? 84 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:43,170 Brought to you by the Port Wen Town Council. 85 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,310 I told you that girl was a star. 86 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:55,070 The smartest thing that the council ever did was make her the face of Port Wen. 87 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:56,470 Elaine on TV! 88 00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,740 Fights in our restaurant. 89 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,580 A whole new world. 90 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,260 You're next. 91 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,560 Oh, hello, Louisa. Hello. 92 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,300 May I see you? 93 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,860 I just wanted to say goodbye before I head back to Boston. 94 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,080 Oh, good. I'm glad. 95 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:26,320 Not that you're going. I mean, saying goodbye. 96 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,189 This weekend? 97 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,049 Mm-hmm. 98 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:32,410 It was... nice. 99 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:37,170 It was? Mm-hmm. I'd say things have been going... well. 100 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,290 I would say the same thing. 101 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:42,190 Now, should I start looking for apartments for you in Boston? 102 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,470 What? Why would you say that? 103 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,190 Uh, isn't that the plan? 104 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:53,330 To get off probation, go back to Boston, be a surgeon again? 105 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:56,730 Well... I mean... 106 00:05:57,599 --> 00:06:01,540 After all that gets sorted, what exactly is keeping you here? 107 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,720 Louisa. What? 108 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,860 No, I don't even know why you would say that. What do you mean? I still need to 109 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:15,240 see Louisa. So is it okay if I see her here? Oh, yes. 110 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,060 Yes, of course. 111 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,100 Thank you. Absolutely, of course. 112 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:24,900 How many times do I have to tell you? 113 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:29,290 You're an old... bag of bone you need to retire why can't you be like the other 114 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:34,630 old ladies finally you agree with me like to sell the boat and take up 115 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:39,750 mahjong too trendy what 116 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:46,690 is that a person what 117 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,750 hey wait martin 118 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:20,350 I've seen a lot of things in my day, but this is a first. 119 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,720 What's wrong with her? She's suffering from minor exposure, but other than 120 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,720 that, she seems okay. 121 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,500 Seems kind of fishy to me. 122 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900 Hey, you okay? 123 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,740 You're safe. You're safe. Just whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're okay. You're 124 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,760 safe. You're safe. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 125 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,760 Call a sheriff, Mark. Okay, I'm going. 126 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,740 You ready? Oh, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. Oh, no, please. 127 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,720 Leaves me having to go all the way to Boston. 128 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:26,250 Anyway, you know the drill, so we're just going to do a quick blood draw. 129 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:28,030 Okay. And check your levels. 130 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,310 Okay. Yeah. 131 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,290 So how are you handling the shots? 132 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:32,929 Is there anything I should know about? 133 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:35,710 No, no. 134 00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:37,169 I'm a little tired. 135 00:08:37,669 --> 00:08:41,169 Insurance isn't covering all of this, so I'm having to pick up other work. 136 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:44,590 Understood. Any doubts, fears? 137 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:45,970 You can tell me. 138 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,150 People find me very easy to talk to. 139 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:55,440 No, uh, no. Ever since I decided to do it on my own, uh, I have had no doubts 140 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,480 whatsoever. Clear skies ahead. 141 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,600 I admire you. 142 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,840 You know, letting go of the fantasy. 143 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,740 Fantasy? Oh, you know, falling in love, getting pregnant, the perfect man 144 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,540 holding your hand as you push out your baby, all that nonsense. 145 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,240 Yeah, that sounds... So crazy. 146 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:18,400 I can't even tell you the amount of women who held out for the husband and 147 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:23,680 the baby, only to find themselves at 50, barren, swiping on hinge. 148 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,700 Hey, I love our girl talks. 149 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,580 Samesy. 150 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:47,040 I was going to say, where have you been? 151 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:50,760 Boat christening and then a photo op at Carla's bait shack. 152 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,240 Doc said that I could go. 153 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:56,460 I might be making that last part up. It's fine. Who am I to interfere? 154 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:01,860 If you don't want to interfere, why did you renovate this entire office? Tell me 155 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,540 that I have to dress like a dental hygienist. 156 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,080 I mean, nice improvements, I would say. 157 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:09,180 This place looks like a doctor's office. 158 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,300 Yes, and you look like someone who works here. 159 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,680 I want to remind you that Martin is in this mess with the medical board because 160 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:20,060 things get a little too loosey-goosey around here. By loosey-goosey, do you 161 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,000 mean helping Doc when he needed me? 162 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:26,740 Oh. Oh, I need to go. I actually do need to go now. Couldn't agree more. 163 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,800 Nah. 164 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,280 Nope. 165 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,440 Nope. 166 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:36,840 Now, this one looks like marriage material. 167 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,200 She's got gravitas. 168 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,800 Nose like an emperor. 169 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,320 I don't know. Come on, Marky. Time is running out. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Mom, 170 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 I'm not that old. 171 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,000 Not for you, sweetheart. For me. 172 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:52,280 My biological grandmother clock is ticking. 173 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,400 I want some more little Markys running around out there. 174 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,860 I don't know. All the women I'm meeting are great. It's just I'm like... I'm 175 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:04,800 like looking for one that makes me smile so hard that my face hurts, you know? 176 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,160 You sure? 177 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:10,280 Happy-go-lily 33 couldn't make that gorgeous face hurt? 178 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:14,990 Okay, maybe I should just marry happy-go-lily 33, give up on the 179 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:19,230 whole... Marky, you're too young and too brilliant to give up on anything. 180 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:24,630 No, maybe I should just grow up, forget about the fairy tale. Maybe it doesn't 181 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:26,530 exist, you know? Hello? 182 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,270 What? 183 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,030 Okay. 184 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,610 I gotta go, Ma. 185 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,910 Someone just found a mermaid. 186 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:38,630 Is she okay? 187 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,029 I mean, why is she... 188 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:40,989 Dressed like this? 189 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:41,990 I don't know. 190 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,290 Why are you dressed like that? 191 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:48,090 She appears to be just extremely exhausted. 192 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:49,590 Did you call Bar Harbor? 193 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:50,810 Yeah, they're busy. 194 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,630 What do you mean, busy? They had four ambulance teams, and now it's down to 195 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,870 two. Great. Well, I'll just take a number and hope we live. Dr. Best, may I 196 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:57,870 speak to you? 197 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,490 Don't take your eyes off of her. 198 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:04,530 Your fridge is empty. 199 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:07,850 Actually, it was full until you... I'm leaving, and I wanted to do a little 200 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:08,850 check-in. 201 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:09,899 Mm-hmm. 202 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,500 So far, you're doing very well. 203 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:17,080 Your practice has run impeccably, and no sign of any major impairment from your 204 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,500 little phobia. I'm so pleased. 205 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,200 Now, we have three more months left together, and as you know, my report 206 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,900 factors heavily into the board's decision about your license. 207 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:33,360 As you remind me, every week. So, maybe some tuna fish, sardines, sour cherry 208 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,220 juice, and a stream of whoopie pies. 209 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,140 I'll be back. 210 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,220 When you least expect it. 211 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,880 You know, here's the thing. I will expect it because you just told me. 212 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,720 Dr. 213 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:53,820 Bess? Peter. 214 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,300 I'm not late for school. 215 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,980 I just wanted to talk to you for a second. 216 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,400 Okay, what is it? Is that lady still here? 217 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:07,000 The one who eats? No, she just left. No, the one who smiles and says, what's a 218 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,680 boy and a dirty dog doing in a doctor's office? 219 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 Oh, no, she's gone too. 220 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,200 Phew. 221 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,890 Copernicus is really unhappy. 222 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:16,630 Oh, why's that? 223 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:21,390 Now that that lady's not letting him hang around here anymore, Copernicus is 224 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,390 really missing you. 225 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:27,250 You used to spend a lot of time with him, and now you're not. 226 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,230 Hmm. 227 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:31,950 That is sad. 228 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:39,990 But I think Copernicus needs to realize that part of life is that things 229 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:42,210 change. You don't miss him? 230 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:48,550 I think maybe Copernicus shouldn't be hanging out with me. 231 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:55,910 I think maybe he should be hanging out with dogs his own age. 232 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,110 Forget you. 233 00:13:57,590 --> 00:14:00,630 Peter. Come on, Copernicus. Stop. She's alert. 234 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,030 My name is Dr. Martin Best. 235 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,290 What's your name? 236 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,180 Can you understand what I'm saying? 237 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,140 Good. Can you tell me where you're from? 238 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,600 Would you like to try some water? 239 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:21,180 Oh, okay. 240 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,300 That's a new one. That's fine. 241 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,060 Let's go home. 242 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,100 Whoa. 243 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,460 Whoa. 244 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,600 It is a mermaid. 245 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,380 No, Mark. Of course it's not a real... I know. I know. No. 246 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,620 I'm just like... What am I, like five? A bit like... Whoa. 247 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,300 I'm Mark. 248 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,720 Hey, are you thirsty? 249 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,740 What's your name? That's actually not a good idea. 250 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,160 What did I do? 251 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:55,020 We need to examine you and get myself dry and try to find my dignity. 252 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,360 And you, my assistant Elaine, will get your clothes. 253 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,280 It's so beautiful. 254 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,400 That's her mermaid language. 255 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,770 Ding, dong, dong. 256 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:17,670 Mark. Yeah, I'm just trying to meet her where she is, Doc. That's not... Okay, 257 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,830 there are no signs of a stroke or anything neurological. 258 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,490 Can you try and speak again? 259 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,670 Goop-a-hoof, bend-a-yo-ba. 260 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:27,390 Doc, 261 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,230 what's happening? She's having a seizure. Help me lie her down. All 262 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,230 right. 263 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:40,150 Okay, her blood sample is being tested. What is going on? Yeah, is she under an 264 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,049 evil spell? 265 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,930 Mark, how many times do I have to tell you? Probably a few more. I just like 266 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:44,930 the idea, okay? 267 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:48,050 Okay, look, I think she has hypermetremia. 268 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:52,350 Elevated sodium from ingesting salt water. It would explain the odd behavior 269 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,089 and seizures. 270 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,750 Now, the good news is the IV fluid should take care of it. 271 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,070 Uh, where did she go? 272 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,250 She just had a seizure. Why did she leave? 273 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,730 Mermaids don't have insurance, Doc. 274 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960 You mean a mermaid? 275 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,400 Um, hello? 276 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,660 Doc, Sarah, Judith is home. She needs help with her oxygen tank. It's not a 277 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:21,740 good time. Martin, you promised when Judith came home from the hospital that 278 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,300 you would help us. I can't be everywhere at once, Aunt Sarah. 279 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,040 Don't worry, I'll find her. She couldn't have gone far. Okay. 280 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,380 She could be very sick, so don't waste any time being... You. 281 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,439 Got it. 282 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,440 Mermaid in distress. 283 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,640 Why am I smiling? 284 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,380 Here we go. 285 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:51,460 We'll have to try. 286 00:16:53,980 --> 00:17:00,860 You see this? This is the second time this week I should sue myself 287 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,180 for unsafe working conditions. 288 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,460 Georgie. 289 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040 Is it time for the walk-in? 290 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:08,660 It seems so. 291 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:17,940 This 292 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:24,680 is 293 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,800 extremely inconvenient. 294 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,319 Let's make this quick. 295 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,960 Oh, little Marty. 296 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,720 Polite as usual. I won't offer you coffee. 297 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,460 Good. I save my manners for people who actually follow doctor's orders. 298 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,720 No, you don't. But he does make a good point, Judith. 299 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:43,080 I've been telling you for years, you've got to stop smoking, you've got to stop 300 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,660 smoking, and now you end up in the hospital for two weeks with double 301 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:51,420 pneumonia. Yes, all right. I will not smoke at this table. I will not smoke at 302 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,980 this coffee pot. I will not smoke at this lamp. 303 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,060 That's what she's been doing since she got back. 304 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,380 Okay, I gotta go get paid. 305 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:03,050 It's just a little trick. Mind over matter. How about a nicotine patch 306 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:07,670 instead? Just show me how to use this thing, Mr. Busy Harvard Medical Degree. 307 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,470 You use this when you need extra help breathing. 308 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,270 But most importantly, this is compressed oxygen. 309 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:19,970 On or off, you cannot have an open flame anywhere. I got it. I got it. No 310 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,470 smoking. No smoking. 311 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,890 No smoking. I haven't had a cigarette for two weeks. 312 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:27,950 You think I'm a moron? 313 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,750 Absolutely, 100%, yes. 314 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,470 Mark, where was she found? 315 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:42,690 Where? 316 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,350 Okay, well, bring her to my office. 317 00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,470 All right, no more smoking, starting now. 318 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:14,610 So her house actually exploded in front of you, and no one was hurt? 319 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:19,390 The level of stupidity in humans can never be overestimated, but she seemed 320 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,530 unharmed. Any missing persons report matching her description? 321 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:24,550 Ah, check, doc, nothing. 322 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:25,930 Mermaid lady. 323 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,330 Why'd you run away? 324 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:28,730 No. 325 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,230 Wait. 326 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,290 She's hydrated. 327 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,170 If she had hypernatremia, she'd be able to talk now. 328 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:37,550 The evil spell. 329 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:38,990 Stronger than we thought. 330 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:43,650 I want something bad to happen to this man. It was just a joke. It's not like 331 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,290 Axie thinks he's half fish. 332 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,090 No, no, no, no, no, no. It's all right. It's all right. 333 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:51,270 It's all right. Are those scales? 334 00:19:52,699 --> 00:19:57,120 It could be neurosarcoidosis. You talking gibberish now, too, Doc? No, 335 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120 it's a skin condition. 336 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:02,480 It can also affect the brain. It would explain her scales and her speech, but I 337 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,700 need to take a skin sample. 338 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:11,640 Louisa! The fish smell. I'm going to hurl. Oh, sorry. 339 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,760 Is it really that bad? I thought it was getting better. Well, it's not. 340 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,680 Those sea urchins, they're nasty. 341 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:20,320 Yeah, but, you know, renting out the barn for the processing center is... 342 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,600 keeping the school open and now that i'm principal i have to be thinking about 343 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:30,580 globally okay i really came in here to tell you the huge gossip gossip yes 344 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:36,980 tell me guess who's getting married who me oh my 345 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:43,960 god i didn't even know you were dating does this make you feel bad oh 346 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,890 no no No, of course not. I mean, why would this make me feel bad? 347 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,290 Well, because I know that you've been trying to get pregnant, so I can imagine 348 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:52,370 you're not doing a lot of swiping. 349 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,590 Uh, yeah, that's true. I'm not really thinking about that stuff right now, 350 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,870 so... Yeah, no, of course not. And getting pregnant is, like, a really big 351 00:20:58,870 --> 00:21:02,850 deal. I should know. Oh, are you... Are you trying to get pregnant? No. 352 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,150 I am pregnant. 353 00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:06,210 What? 354 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,820 It's not sarcoidosis, it's ichthyosis. 355 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,460 Her skin condition isn't what's affecting her speech. Mark, can you 356 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,900 please stop smiling? It's unnerving. I wish I could. 357 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,920 It's not happening. 358 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,880 Hey, lady. 359 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,220 Who are you? 360 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,660 I'm a mermaid. 361 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,500 Call the... What's your name? 362 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:38,300 Cecilia. And your last name? Mermaid. Your birth certificate reads Cecilia 363 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,300 Mermaid. 364 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,750 Okay. You mean you're like a mermaid impersonator? Yes. 365 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,090 That's it, exactly. 366 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,130 Like on one of those Broadway cruises? 367 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:48,410 Exactly. 368 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:52,210 Cecilia, what happened to you? 369 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:55,410 I drank too much and fell overboard. 370 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:57,110 Okay, time to go. Not yet. 371 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,990 Your skin condition, have you had it your whole life? 372 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,190 Yes. 373 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:04,010 First started on my face. 374 00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,410 Even Santa wouldn't let me sit on his lap. 375 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:12,190 Is that why you ran out of the office? 376 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:13,910 Yes. 377 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,390 I've been made fun of my whole life. 378 00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:20,150 Hey, is there any tartar sauce for those fish sticks? 379 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:21,410 People can be cruel. 380 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:24,750 Can I have my costume? I'm going. We need you to stay overnight. 381 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,650 We don't know anything about your condition. 382 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,049 That's cool. 383 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:31,250 Bye. No, you don't have money or ID. 384 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,810 Later. 385 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,250 Cecilia, I'm a doctor. I don't chase people. Good. 386 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:42,670 I feel perfectly... Uh-oh. 387 00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:44,690 What's wrong? 388 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,630 Garbled speech, seizures, and now wheezing. 389 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,550 Maybe I'm allergic to this place. 390 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:53,630 Okay, here's your costume. I tried to get all of the kelp off. Ew. 391 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,290 Kelp me, right? 392 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,190 Wait. What? 393 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,890 Kelp. Is there any more on it? 394 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:03,350 Um, a little. 395 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,140 Why is that red? 396 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:14,839 Red tide. 397 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,739 What's that? 398 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:16,960 It's a toxic algae bloom. 399 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:20,240 If she was in the water long enough, it would explain your seizures, your 400 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,940 speech, and your wheezing. What do we do? What do we do? You just need to 401 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,140 inhale her. I have one. 402 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,840 But after that, no more running around, no more chasing. You hear me? 403 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,820 I'm gonna go home and get you some clothes. 404 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,220 Your people are very bossy. 405 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,140 You heard what happened to you? 406 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,860 Falling off of a cruise ship? Hey, did you do karaoke here? 407 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,560 You and I could duet under the sea. 408 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:49,580 I'm not legally allowed to sing that off the boat. I assure it all. Her job right 409 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,800 now is to rest on a single steel drum, understand? 410 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:56,260 Fine. You ruined my fun. Just don't tell Sarah we're doing this. I told her we 411 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,520 didn't have any room for Judith. 412 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,080 Good. You'd have to be a complete idiot to let Judith stay with you. So Sarah is 413 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,660 letting Judith stay with her. What? 414 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,400 How can someone so old have such bad judgment? I am not going to tell her you 415 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,040 said that. Look, could you just talk to her, please? We prefer Sarah Sons 416 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,220 flambé. Immediately. 417 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,280 I was just wondering, how could my day get any worse? 418 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,240 Well, that weird monitor still hasn't kicked you out of town? 419 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,700 She's unhappy with my snacks, but as far as my practice, A . A doctor who's 420 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,740 afraid of blood? I mean, how's it even possible? 421 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,680 Because it hasn't kept me from being an excellent physician. 422 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,900 And Elaine has gotten her phlebotomy license. So I think it's time for you to 423 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,000 drop this obsession with me and take up a hobby. 424 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,100 Preferably something dangerous. 425 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,860 See, I enjoy knowing your secret. 426 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,940 Figuring out the worst possible time to tell everyone. 427 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:44,980 That's my hobby. 428 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,380 You know what, Doc? Maybe it is time that you just tell everyone before that 429 00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:53,540 jerk does it. I can barely get these people to listen to me now. 430 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,240 I mean, what do you think is going to happen after they find... It's nothing 431 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,400 to be ashamed of. Ashamed? Did I say I was a... 432 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,640 I'm not ashamed. Come on, please. 433 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:01,620 Oh, hi. 434 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,580 Sorry, I didn't know you were working today. 435 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,480 Sandra's sick, so I'm just filling in. 436 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 How are you feeling? 437 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,920 We haven't had a chance. I'm feeling good. You know, a little up and down. 438 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:17,400 But I'm excited for whatever happens. 439 00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:21,680 Good for you. I'm glad you're happy. 440 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,040 I am happy. 441 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,340 Yeah? Yeah. 442 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,540 All right. Well, okay. 443 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:30,340 Table five, baby. 444 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:39,380 What are you doing? You think I'm a cocaine smuggler? You almost blew up 445 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:43,260 your own home less than ten minutes after you got home from the hospital. 446 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,700 You're lucky you're not dead. 447 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,640 I admit that was not good. 448 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,900 And no one else would take you in. Trust me, I called around. 449 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,800 Well, that is hurtful. You have a mean streak, Sarah. Everyone says so. 450 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:55,420 Really. 451 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,720 What are you doing? 452 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:06,300 You are not doing a body search. I'm sorry, Judith. No, you're not. But I am. 453 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,860 You bet I am. What are you doing? Stop that. 454 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,400 Don't you try to get away from me. 455 00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:16,220 You don't want me to find that cigarette. 456 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:19,520 Stop it. Stop that. Stop it. Stop it. 457 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:26,880 Now, how dare you help me. Stop it. I'm going to find it. Do you hit on a 458 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,679 jog, bro? 459 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,780 I speed walk. 460 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 How dare you? 461 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,380 You have befouled our friendship. 462 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,660 Oh, hi, girls. 463 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,700 Oh, thank God you're here, Geneva. 464 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,560 Sarah's turned into some insane dominatrix pervert. Oh. 465 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:45,980 She's here to keep an eye on you while I go run some errands. A babysitter? 466 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,620 Don't take your eyes off her. 467 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,680 Oh, come on. It'll be fun. 468 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,820 I'll catch you up on everything that's happened since you were in the hospital. 469 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,080 All right. Huh? 470 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:58,100 First off, we have a murder. 471 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,330 in town. 472 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:02,750 Oh, and I have a photo. 473 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,350 That's a mermaid? 474 00:27:08,810 --> 00:27:14,090 No. That's a lung after years of cigarette smoking. 475 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:17,070 And I have colored ones, too. 476 00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:20,950 Now look at these arteries. 477 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:22,470 You see all of that? 478 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,430 That's plaque. 479 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,190 And I have a poem. 480 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,600 Written by a woman who lost two husbands to cigarette addiction. 481 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,460 I will not murder Geneva. 482 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,060 I will not murder Geneva. 483 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:40,600 My shift is over, but that doesn't mean you'll be alone. 484 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,960 There's a dark energy in here. 485 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:44,460 Who are you? 486 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:49,320 Teenagers. Here to spend quality time with you. Actually, no. 487 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,720 Louisa said we'd get some extra credit if we volunteered with the decrepit or 488 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,740 whatever. So, which one of you is it? 489 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:59,420 What are you, a juvie, a punk, a ruffian? 490 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,880 She's so tragic, I'm into it, though. 491 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,120 Have fun. 492 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:08,560 Sudden alarm reminded me to TikTok tonight about how boring my life is. 493 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,660 So, has anyone ever been you for Halloween? 494 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:19,540 Breathe deep, girl. I get it. 495 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:33,030 me welcome home come on take a seat we're about to watch splash given the 496 00:28:33,030 --> 00:28:36,830 circumstances of the day we felt very inspired well i'm gonna grab some 497 00:28:36,830 --> 00:28:43,570 popcorn and scooch over okay are you out of your mind letting that lunatic stay 498 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:47,170 with you what was i supposed to do just let her sleep in the woods no because 499 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:50,790 then she would set our whole forest on fire she could blow your whole house up 500 00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:57,040 is she in there now yeah but i checked everywhere and I mean, everywhere. 501 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,660 No cigarettes. And I got people up there with her all the time. This is reckless 502 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:02,539 and irresponsible. 503 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,740 It's also kind and neighborly, and I thought you were beginning to get a hang 504 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:11,400 of those concepts, but it seems like a certain somebody has just walked you 505 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,660 back a couple of steps. 506 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,460 Well, what's that supposed to mean? I thought there for a while you were 507 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:20,680 really getting the idea about living in community, being a part of a small town. 508 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,120 You were changing. 509 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,960 Exactly. God forbid I just be me. 510 00:29:24,699 --> 00:29:27,540 Hey, and for the record, that's what I like about a certain someone. 511 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,140 They never ask me to change. They don't make me feel like I'm always falling 512 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:34,900 short. They like me just how I am. And you know what? It's fantastic. 513 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:38,740 Then why don't you seem happy? Well, I am very happy. 514 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,480 Happy, happy, happy. 515 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,180 Oh, I'm sorry I had to see that. 516 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:44,640 Now, if she's going to stay in this house, then I'm giving her the house 517 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,760 rules first. That's it. No, I'm restoring. 518 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,080 He wasn't here. 519 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,480 Judith! 520 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:53,400 What the hell do you think you're doing? You almost took my eye out. I'm saving 521 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,810 the... youth of today and my sanity. 522 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:57,990 These teens are killing me. 523 00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:02,570 Oh, my God. She literally just threw our phones out the window. I actually needed 524 00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:07,090 an upgrade anyway. You children are horrible, and those phones are killing 525 00:30:07,090 --> 00:30:08,090 you. 526 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:13,790 Why don't you read a book or see a play or find out who Igor Stravinsky is? 527 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,910 Oh, isn't he that weirdo who sits behind me in math? 528 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:17,710 Okay. No, no, that's Ivan. 529 00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:22,610 Oh, no! Those children aren't enough to drive anybody to jump. 530 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,620 You do have a point. 531 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:25,860 Get out. 532 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760 Judith, 533 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,680 if you're going to stay in this house, you will abide by all of Aunt Sarah's 534 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,940 rules to the letter. Number one. I know. I know. No smoking. 535 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,160 No smoking. 536 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,780 No smoking. Don't you people realize? I don't want to smoke. 537 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:45,480 I want to quit. 538 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,660 But nothing is harder in this world. 539 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,180 Not childbirth. 540 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,360 or recovering from SARS, or even quitting heroin. 541 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,720 I had a big life. 542 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:02,300 What I'm trying to tell you is that I'm trying. 543 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:06,680 Haven't you ever had anything in your life that just kicked your ass no matter 544 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680 what you did? 545 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,080 Something that you hate about yourself, but you can't change it? 546 00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:16,840 A flaw you can't beat? 547 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,640 Something you have no control over and yet it just shapes your whole life. 548 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,280 Yes. 549 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,140 Then you understand. 550 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:29,600 I'm doing the best I can. 551 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,060 I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 552 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:39,380 I blew up the house and I regret it. And I regret all 730,000 cigarettes I ever 553 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,000 smoked, but I am trying. 554 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,680 I'm trying. 555 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,960 I will not smoke again. I will not smoke again. I will not smoke again. Why don't 556 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,440 we go outside for a minute? 557 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,500 I will not smoke again. 558 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,440 Maybe we or you can help her. 559 00:31:56,220 --> 00:32:00,400 Maybe it'll be okay. Just reassure me that she has no access to any... 560 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,540 Absolutely. I mean, I practically strip-searched her. Do you think she 561 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,780 would be so stupid? 562 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,860 You should have looked in my jog bra. 563 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:31,420 That was, like, so inspiring. 564 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,760 Tom Hanks left everything he knew. 565 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:40,560 His family, the produce business, his ability to walk on land just to be with 566 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,360 her. Nothing is more important than true love. Nothing. 567 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:46,040 He realized he didn't want to live, like, a day without her. 568 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,650 He... was willing to leave it all behind. 569 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:54,070 Wait, wait, what are we talking about? Elle, how many times have we talked 570 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:58,070 about this? I cannot move to New York. Why? What are you talking about? 571 00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:00,750 Sleeping in your dorm when I don't go there? 572 00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:02,430 That's weird. It's creepy. 573 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:03,749 It's not creepy. 574 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:05,370 You're a celebrity now. 575 00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:07,810 Maybe you could find an agent out there. 576 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:12,190 Who knows? Maybe you could get a billboard in Times Square. 577 00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:16,840 Sure. From welcome to port when? Yes, exactly. Babe, you're nuts. 578 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,340 I am nuts. I'm so nuts about you, Elaine. Come to New York. Ew. Look, if 579 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:28,120 Tom Hanks is able to just leave his life on land, you can come to New 580 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,120 York. 581 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,760 I mean, I always thought that I would go with a better plan than that. 582 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,080 Yeah. 583 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:40,560 But... Yeah. 584 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,119 Okay. Okay. 585 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,340 Yeah. New York. 586 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,700 New York. You're saying yes to New York? Yeah, I was saying yes to New York. You 587 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,480 just said yes? No, yeah, I'll go to New York. New York? 588 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,100 New York? New York! 589 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:58,780 My turn. 590 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:04,160 I just can't believe it, your story. It's a miracle you're alive. 591 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,040 You should write a book, Surviving at Sea, A Fishtail. 592 00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:10,449 Get it? Could you sing Poor Unfortunate Souls? 593 00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:12,310 I just love that one. 594 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:13,710 What's happening? 595 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:19,670 Hi, Cecilia. I'm Mary. I heard you might need some clothes. And here, from my 596 00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:20,670 son, Tommy. 597 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,010 Why are you all being so nice? 598 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:25,429 We know you went through a traumatic experience. 599 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:30,449 What else would we do? I also got you this prepaid phone. I'm sure there's so 600 00:34:30,449 --> 00:34:31,929 many people you need to call. 601 00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:34,590 Are you making fun of me? No. 602 00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:38,290 Of course not. 603 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:42,110 Cecilia. Hey, Cecilia. Hey, can we talk for a second? I'd rather not. Maybe 604 00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:44,130 tomorrow. Yeah, but maybe now's good. 605 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:51,969 Um, okay, see, so, um... Okay, so I checked around, and it seems like no 606 00:34:51,969 --> 00:34:54,929 one is missing from any crews. 607 00:34:55,570 --> 00:35:00,510 But there is a missing person report for somebody who fell off of a party boat 608 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:03,670 docking super close to our harbor. Okay, fine. 609 00:35:04,490 --> 00:35:08,360 I... Was at a costume party. I got drunk and I fell overboard. 610 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,240 Yeah, there's nothing to be ashamed of at all. 611 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:12,940 Why'd you lie? 612 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,500 Maybe I wanted some privacy. 613 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:20,940 I don't know you or any of your weird gift-giving friends. I'm going upstairs. 614 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,600 Wait, did anyone ask about me? 615 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,400 Is someone coming to get me? 616 00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:37,150 Coast Guard said that no one wanted to leave the party. 617 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:45,250 Well, you get the friends you deserve, right? 618 00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:49,930 You just gotta meet some people who like you for you. 619 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,710 Who would that be? 620 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,650 You saw what I look like. 621 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:56,850 I've tried everything. 622 00:35:57,710 --> 00:35:59,270 Lotions, herbs. 623 00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:02,770 I'm on this Grizzio Fulvin med, even though I know it doesn't work. 624 00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:07,760 Dating? Trust me, no one wants to get in these pants. 625 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,840 Oh. Well, Cecilia, what are you talking... Cecilia. 626 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,600 Hey, Doc, I gotta talk to you. I'm kind of worried. 627 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,300 For the last time, there's no evil sea witch. No. 628 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,500 Cecilia, I found out she lied. 629 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:29,600 She fell off a party boat while she was drunk. Not a cruise ship. And she's 630 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,360 saying how unattractive she is, and she takes... 631 00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:36,410 Grazio something. Grazio Fulfan? Yes. 632 00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:40,030 And then she said things that made me bummed out. Wait, she was saying she was 633 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:41,030 drunk. 634 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:45,230 That med would make you sick even after a tiny bit of alcohol. 635 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:46,730 Why would she lie? 636 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:52,030 I don't know. Why'd she lie about any of it? I feel like she has, like, really 637 00:36:52,030 --> 00:36:53,410 low self-esteem. 638 00:36:53,770 --> 00:36:57,790 Well, if she wasn't drunk, maybe she didn't fall off the boat. 639 00:36:58,070 --> 00:36:59,630 What? Could she have jumped? 640 00:37:00,670 --> 00:37:02,470 She does seem really unhappy. 641 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,530 She's alone right now? 642 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:07,090 Yeah. 643 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:18,930 I do not like doing this, but she really did seem upset. 644 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:30,890 Do you think she left out the window? 645 00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:32,410 Hey, Doc. 646 00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:38,430 Please don't look for me. I'm not worth the trouble. Do you think she could 647 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:41,330 given the circumstances? Yes, we need to find her now. 648 00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:43,990 Okay I'll tell Elaine to call everyone we know to help us look for a runaway 649 00:37:43,990 --> 00:37:47,310 mermaid mark. I know why would she go out the window? 650 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,280 Hello? 651 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,700 Where? 652 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,760 On my way. I'll call the doc. 653 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,940 Go Team Mermaid! 654 00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:22,580 Yes! 655 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,220 This doesn't look so good. What's the plan? I don't know. I haven't done this 656 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:39,800 before. I know we need to keep it calm. 657 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:41,420 Hey, sweetheart. 658 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,460 What you doing? 659 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,840 Leave me alone. 660 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,500 Why can't you all leave me alone? 661 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:51,460 Well, because we care about you, and it seems you're upset. 662 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,200 Of course I'm upset. 663 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:58,080 I jumped overboard at a party, and my friends don't even care. 664 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,800 Well, maybe you just need some new friends. 665 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:03,740 Look at this. 666 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,680 It's disgusting. 667 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,620 Who would want to be my real friends? We would. 668 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,200 I can only guess what you say behind my back. 669 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:15,760 We don't say anything behind your back. We were just being friendly. 670 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,340 I'm going up there. Good idea. I'll keep her talking. 671 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440 Cecilia, listen to me. 672 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:24,160 We all have things we don't like about ourselves. 673 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,280 We don't all wear it on our skin like you have to, but we all have something. 674 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,800 What are you talking about? 675 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:45,700 husband left me for my sister that i confessed to a murder that i didn't do i 676 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:49,780 was so embarrassed when i didn't get a call back to a school but i lied to the 677 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:56,560 entire town about it i had an affair and gave two men boobs i pooped 678 00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:03,140 little plastic men twice i had my heart broken so 679 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:07,420 hard i thought that i was never gonna get over it but i did 680 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:13,290 to have a baby with me but that didn't seem like a good idea for a bunch of 681 00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:17,030 complicated reasons but now i am trying to be a mom on my own and it's wonderful 682 00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:19,690 and exciting but also it makes me feel bad because it feels like i'll never 683 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:25,950 find love again it's okay okay that was a lot listen to me sweetheart i blew up 684 00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:30,530 two houses because i couldn't quit smoking that never happened to you 685 00:40:30,530 --> 00:40:32,730 didn't i have a blood phobia 686 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:38,890 i get 687 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,390 Panic attacks at the sight of it. 688 00:40:43,270 --> 00:40:46,770 Which is why my assistant Elaine was drawing blood without a license and now 689 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:48,530 my entire medical career is in jeopardy. 690 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:50,410 What? 691 00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:55,190 Well, that's messed up. 692 00:40:57,770 --> 00:41:01,230 This town is very strange. 693 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:04,510 Yeah. 694 00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:06,790 But we mean well. 695 00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:11,110 What are you doing here? 696 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,070 I don't know. 697 00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:15,070 I just figured you'd want some company. 698 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:21,290 And for the record, I know you're not a mermaid, but you did make me believe in 699 00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:25,230 happily ever after again. Like, I can't even stop smiling when I'm looking at 700 00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:26,230 you. 701 00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:28,910 Hey, what do you say I take you back down there, huh? 702 00:41:34,790 --> 00:41:35,790 Yes. 703 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,210 See, you get the friends you deserve. 704 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:54,890 Blood 705 00:41:54,890 --> 00:42:02,030 phobia? 706 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,390 How is it you never tell me that? 707 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,339 No more secrets. 708 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960 Good for you. 709 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,600 Good for you, too. 710 00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:33,700 I know. 711 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,760 I'm gonna check myself into a hospital. I need professional help. 712 00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:40,120 You want me to drive you? 713 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,400 Oh, that was really something. Mm-hmm. 714 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:50,770 Can I bum a smoke? 715 00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:52,710 Just one. 716 00:42:54,090 --> 00:42:57,730 I'm kidding, Mr. Busy Harvard Medical Degree. 717 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:14,390 My blood phobia. It's 718 00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:17,130 humiliating. Is there anything you can do about it? 719 00:43:17,530 --> 00:43:19,890 I think surprising me may be a bit advanced. 720 00:43:20,090 --> 00:43:24,090 We have three positive pregnancy tests, and they're all men. 721 00:43:24,590 --> 00:43:26,870 I'm lactating. This is a ridiculous town. 722 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,550 Show us your stuff. 723 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:30,790 Everybody loves port when. 724 00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:34,650 We're going to get you over that blood phobia so you can get the respect you 725 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:38,890 deserve. You didn't think he would stay here forever. 726 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:43,530 I was sure that Louisa and Martin were going to be together. 727 00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:46,230 You're one of us, and you belong here. 728 00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:50,370 I don't know. He hasn't been here for a while. Doesn't seem like he totally gets 729 00:43:50,370 --> 00:43:51,370 us. 730 00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:53,310 Were you serious about moving back to Boston? 731 00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:54,948 Best medicine. 732 00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:56,350 All new Tuesdays on Fox. 733 00:43:56,690 --> 00:44:00,510 This Tuesday, don't miss the season premiere of Doc as Blair Underwood joins 734 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:01,189 the cast. 735 00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:02,390 Doc, Tuesday on Fox.